Anyway, things that have been on my mind in the last year:
- Men and women are complex, horrible and wonderful creatures with a penchant to produce both happiness and pain for each other at a moments notice.
- Babies, especially two at once, make it difficult to read a book. Ever.
- Sleep truly is optional and when faced with a gross lack of you can legally hallucinate and feel as though you're dying at the same time.
- Jobs really are the devil. Really.
- Love is ridiculous and fleeting and awesome and a god damned train wreck. So are marriages. How we survive either is far beyond my area of expertise.
- Driving fast causes me high levels of enjoyment.
- The closer to the goal {like finishing my god forsaken Masters Degree} the more internal resistance produced. Hello procrastination, we're old friends and bedmates.
- Pre-baby bodies are always 200x better than post-baby bodies. Bitches {and by bitches I mean dear lady friends} love that body of yours before it looks like a stretched out dried up rubber band!
- Men are best when they are men. By that I mean men men. None of this crying baby emo bullshit take care of me be my mom and wash my skinny jeans bullshit. I mean dudes that chop down trees, fix cars, get dirty, talk dirty, have big hands, broad shoulders and a penchant for no bullshit. These baby girl men can suck my dick because I feel assured that mine is no doubt bigger than theirs.
